Helloooo Internet! First little blog post on Shazam. Which is always thrilling, you remember your first time right? ;) Well ya. I hope unless you were drunk in which case don't drink anymore. Bad bad!
Okkkkkk well I'm surprised I'm not dead by now. Some evil troll of a person, or Jesus I don't know, had it in for me today. I bashed my face off the kitchen counter. Then slammed my heel in the door. Flipped out of my hammock. Nearly fell off the deck. And to top it all off I was chased by a wasp. So I hope the bastard is happy that I was fucking terrorized all day... Lol
I really don't like wasps. They have facial expressions. Or maybe it's hornets. I don't know, one of the two. And if they have facial expressions that means they have emotions. Which means that fucking wasp earlier today actually did want to sting me. Little psycho bug o.O

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